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  <title>Maddison Karlsdóttir</title>
  <subtitle>Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.</subtitle>
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    <email>maddison.karlsdottir@gmail.com</email>
    <name>Maddison</name>
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  <updated>2009-10-26T07:48:11Z</updated>
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    <title>I carved a pumpkin!</title>
    <published>2009-10-26T07:48:11Z</published>
    <updated>2009-10-26T07:48:11Z</updated>
    <category term="halloween"/>
    <category term="pumpkin"/>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It is a skull taken from a card game!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://australiscommission.org/maddsie/images/black_mana_pumpkin.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maddison:74439</id>
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    <title>Twitter + Dinosaur Comics</title>
    <published>2009-08-14T18:32:13Z</published>
    <updated>2009-08-14T18:44:20Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Billy Talent - Tears Into Wine (Guitar Villian Demo) | Powered by Last.fm</lj:music>
    <content type="html">So, &lt;a href="http://cakebomb.co.uk/bing/?p=400"&gt;Bing from Cakebomb&lt;/a&gt; had the marvelous idea of mashing up random tweets with random Dinosaur Comics second panels. Then &lt;a href="http://www.idefex.net/projects/qwantztwitter/comment-page-1/#comment-200"&gt;this guy, Alex&lt;/a&gt; made a sweet script!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;People are wonderful!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Edit:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;The script appears to having some issues pulling from twitter, hope Alex resolves the issue!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maddison:74024</id>
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    <title>Super Keen!</title>
    <published>2009-07-24T16:42:43Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-24T16:42:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I got a mention on Dinosaur Comics today for the script I wrote a few days back: &lt;a href="http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1517"&gt;http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1517&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Exciting!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maddison:73947</id>
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    <title>Hey, check this out.</title>
    <published>2009-07-22T09:05:32Z</published>
    <updated>2009-07-22T09:05:32Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Tonight I played with some image functions of php that I've never played with before.  I made an image that is a random second panel from dinosaur comics.  I even minimized the load on qwantz.com by having it save the images on Oz's server! It only goes to qwantz.com if the image it's attempting to grab isn't already saved on the server.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Check it (and refresh it!):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://australiscommission.org/maddsie/dinosaurComics/randomSecondPanel.php" /&gt;</content>
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    <title>maddison @ 2009-04-12T12:34:00</title>
    <published>2009-04-12T19:37:12Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-12T19:37:12Z</updated>
    <category term="haiku"/>
    <content type="html">Construction silent&lt;br /&gt;Rain falls gently on the streets&lt;br /&gt;Another Sunday</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maddison:73201</id>
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    <title>maddison @ 2009-03-31T23:52:00</title>
    <published>2009-04-01T06:58:55Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-01T06:58:55Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Monte, Atileo, and I have been cleaning most of the day working on getting out of the apartment by tonight (procrastination sucks!). At one point while the managers were talking with Atileo I decided to play around with a closet. I hide inside and close the door, immediately monte comes up outside. I tried to find a better place to hide in the closet without success, for Monte saw me the second he opened the door. I started laughing or something, feeling a bit foolish, before quickly collapsing. It was very brief, I just all of a sudden couldn't hold myself up so I slid down to the floor on the wall I was leaning against.  I got up quickly, feeling very embarassed. I tried not to cry too much, especially since the managers were just in the next room. I wish monte didn't see that. I feel like an idiot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Damn I'm tired too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Monte and I won't have Internet until the sixth, but John, who Oz lives with, Is kindly letting me set up my machine at his place until I have Internet.  We'll be taking my machine over to his place once we get the last of the stuff into our new apartment.</content>
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    <title>I wish</title>
    <published>2009-03-14T01:52:10Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-14T01:52:10Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I wish I didn't write that stupid tweet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wish I had somewhere to live in Seattle.  It'll all work out, just, maybe not as soon as initially planned.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*grumbles*</content>
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    <title>maddison @ 2009-03-12T23:11:00</title>
    <published>2009-03-13T14:09:53Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-13T14:09:53Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I had a second urinalysis today to verify the results of my first.  I guess something is going on with my kidneys, since there was protein in my pee again.  More blood was drawn.  Phlebotomy happens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It looks like I'm moving to Seattle next weekend! Excitement!</content>
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    <title>So many nights...</title>
    <published>2009-03-12T07:27:35Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-12T08:14:34Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I keep falling asleep at my computer in the middle of whatever I'm doing and waking up a two to three hours later.  Maybe my chair is too comfy?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Goodnight (again)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Edit: So much for sleeping, Yay anime!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maddison:71916</id>
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    <title>maddison @ 2009-03-04T22:06:00</title>
    <published>2009-03-05T06:12:05Z</published>
    <updated>2009-03-05T06:12:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2834527&amp;amp;userid=0&amp;amp;perpage=40&amp;amp;pagenumber=1"&gt;What's your worst experience with role-playing?&lt;/a&gt; This thread is gold!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other news, I have a musical heart murmur and something else I forgot the name of.  Doctors didn't seem too concerned during the test.  I'll find out more from my next appointment when I'm given the interpretation or whatever. Meh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I should probably start planning my move to Seattle and visit to Fairbanks.  I'm not excited with the prospect of living alone, anyone wanna live with me in Seattle?</content>
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    <title>Update</title>
    <published>2009-02-23T23:54:39Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-23T23:54:39Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Number of showers taken today: 1&lt;br /&gt;Number of times gone deaf/blind today: 0&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Woo!</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maddison:70911</id>
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    <title>The RSD Emotional Roller-coaster</title>
    <published>2009-02-12T14:41:39Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-12T14:41:39Z</updated>
    <content type="html">They gave me my development job back! As well as the news that the pay cut they gave me never went through!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe the company really has stabilized? We can only hope.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In other news, I've finally picked up Harry Potter (I should stop getting into things way late) and it's -amazing-, such fun books.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;3</content>
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    <title>Damnit Maddison,</title>
    <published>2009-02-03T19:58:51Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-03T20:33:18Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Stop picking your god-damn face! You know where this leads!</content>
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    <title>Whew!</title>
    <published>2009-02-03T08:22:49Z</published>
    <updated>2009-02-03T08:22:49Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Today was a day!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Work went really well today, and I spent a fair amount of time talking with Robs which was really nice, I like being in touch with people. I wish I built up the courage to call people more often.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After work I took a nap on my my house's porch couch in the sun which was -divine-, started reading the first Harry Potter, and watched a lot of Anime.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At some point in the evening I learned one of the higher-ups in the company quit today, which is  very worrisome.  I feel a lot of stress over my job security.  Certainly doesn't help that I just bought a new computer too &amp;gt;.&amp;lt;.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Worrying too much at this point is wasteful, we'll see what tomorrow brings! Have a good night!</content>
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    <title>Posted using LJ Talk...</title>
    <published>2009-01-21T14:00:36Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-21T14:00:36Z</updated>
    <content type="html">updating from IM?&lt;br /&gt;What a keen idea!</content>
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    <title>stuff and</title>
    <published>2009-01-15T01:45:10Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-15T01:45:10Z</updated>
    <category term="meme"/>
    <lj:music>Gackt</lj:music>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;things&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="350" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#EEEEEE" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 14pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Your Friendship Style is Empathetic&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatsyourfriendshipstylequiz/empathetic.png" height="100" width="100"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You deeply care about each person you're friends with. For you, friendship is all about the personal connection.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You tend to know everything about your friends' lives... and they know everything about yours. Your friends are your confidants.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are always there for your friends. You celebrate their successes and support them in their times of need.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are as loyal as they come. And you expect the same loyalty and understanding from your friends in return.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You and another Empathetic Friend: Have a amazing friendship, when it works. You care for each other deeply, but you often end up with hurt feelings and drama.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You and a Gregarious Friend: May have a bit of a one sided friendship. You adore your Social Friend, but you sometimes feel a bit neglected.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You and an Independent Friend: Struggle a bit. You are very interested in your Independent Friend's life, but your friend often needs more space.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You and a Philosophical Friend: Respect one another. You love to learn about your Philosophical Friend's brilliant ideas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatsyourfriendshipstylequiz/"&gt;What's Your Friendship Style?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;table width="350" align="center" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#EEEEEE" align="center"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style="color:black; font-size: 14pt;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;You Are "delete"&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor="#FFFFFF"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.blogthingsimages.com/whatkeyboardkeyareyouquiz/delete.jpg" height="100" width="100"&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;font color="#000000"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Some people might try to say you're standoffish and aloof.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You prefer to think of yourself as a person of few words.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You like to live simply, speak simply, and act simply. It's all about editing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No wonder you're the first person your friends call when they need a mess cleaned up!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.blogthings.com/whatkeyboardkeyareyouquiz/"&gt;What Keyboard Key Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:maddison:69340</id>
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    <title>Writer's Block: Tricky Questions</title>
    <published>2009-01-15T01:03:32Z</published>
    <updated>2009-01-15T01:03:32Z</updated>
    <category term="writer&amp;apos;s block"/>
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&lt;table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;div style='border: 1px solid #000; padding: 6px;'&gt;&lt;p&gt;What is your first reaction when someone says "I need to talk to you"?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style='font-size: 0.8em;'&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;input type="button" value="Answer" onclick="document.location.href='http://www.livejournal.com/update.bml?qotd=744'" /&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.livejournal.com/misc/latestqotd.bml?qid=744"&gt;View 503 Answers&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;!-- end .appwidget-qotd --&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;Terror.</content>
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    <title>maddison @ 2008-12-04T11:13:00</title>
    <published>2008-12-04T19:40:18Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-04T19:40:18Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a href="http://arstechnica.com/articles/culture/ocremix.ars"&gt;This&lt;/a&gt;makes me so happy!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix uses OC Remix songs for the soundtrack!  The tracks are largely from OC Remix's 'Blood On The Asphalt" album with some tracks being adjusted by the original artists by Capcom's request and some tracks being dropped entirely.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:D</content>
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    <title>maddison @ 2008-12-01T23:26:00</title>
    <published>2008-12-02T07:28:03Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-02T07:28:03Z</updated>
    <content type="html">After visiting Seattle and seeing some friends who mean so much to me....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm not sure why I moved to Portland.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;:(</content>
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    <title>while on the bus today...</title>
    <published>2008-11-21T03:10:51Z</published>
    <updated>2008-11-21T03:10:51Z</updated>
    <category term="haiku"/>
    <content type="html">I wrote a haiku!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;River white and red&lt;br /&gt;Within your halting current&lt;br /&gt;I sit still and wait&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Much love to all my friends in the 'banks!</content>
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    <title>Haiku</title>
    <published>2008-10-24T20:58:19Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-24T21:01:29Z</updated>
    <lj:music>Blind - Beginning of the End (Birth of a God) | Powered by Last.fm</lj:music>
    <content type="html">company staff cuts&lt;br /&gt;perhaps they'll let me go&lt;br /&gt;oh well, so it goes</content>
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    <title>too fun!</title>
    <published>2008-10-17T06:26:11Z</published>
    <updated>2009-04-01T15:58:05Z</updated>
    <content type="html">Dear Koyetay (Pink):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes outside of Chicago and I saw you carve your initials into my avocado plant. I'm sure you're scarred enough to understand that we're cousins. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should know that I told my psychiatrist about eggplant-fetishism.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With ease,&lt;br /&gt;Maddison&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;___12___,&lt;br /&gt;-Your name-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. What's the color of your shirt?&lt;br /&gt;Blue - Our romance is over&lt;br /&gt;Red - Our affair is over&lt;br /&gt;White - I'll join the monastery&lt;br /&gt;Black - I dislike you&lt;br /&gt;Green - Our horoscope doesn't match&lt;br /&gt;Grey - You're a pervert&lt;br /&gt;Yellow - I'm selling myself&lt;br /&gt;Pink - Your nostrils are insulting&lt;br /&gt;Brown - The mafia wants you&lt;br /&gt;No shirt - You're a loser&lt;br /&gt;Other - I'm in love with your sister&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. Which is your birth month?&lt;br /&gt;January - That night&lt;br /&gt;February - Last year&lt;br /&gt;March - When your dwarf bit me&lt;br /&gt;April - When I tripped on sesame seeds&lt;br /&gt;May - First of May&lt;br /&gt;June - When you put cuffs on me&lt;br /&gt;July - When I threw up&lt;br /&gt;August - When I saw the shrunken head&lt;br /&gt;September - When we skinny dipped&lt;br /&gt;October - When I quoted Santa&lt;br /&gt;November - When your dog ran amok&lt;br /&gt;December - When I changed tennis shoes&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Which food do you prefer?&lt;br /&gt;Tacos - In your apartment&lt;br /&gt;Pizza - In your camping car&lt;br /&gt;Pasta - Outside of Chicago&lt;br /&gt;Hamburgers - Under the bus&lt;br /&gt;Salad - As you ate enchilada&lt;br /&gt;Chicken - In your closet&lt;br /&gt;Kabob - With Paris Hilton&lt;br /&gt;Fish - In women's clothing&lt;br /&gt;Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation&lt;br /&gt;Lasagna - At the mental hospital&lt;br /&gt;Hot dog - Under a state of trance&lt;br /&gt;None of the above - With George Bush and his wife&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. What's the color of your socks?&lt;br /&gt;Yellow - Hit on&lt;br /&gt;Red - Insult&lt;br /&gt;Black - Ignore&lt;br /&gt;Blue - Knock out&lt;br /&gt;Purple - Pour syrup on&lt;br /&gt;White - Carve your initials into&lt;br /&gt;Grey - Pull the clothes off&lt;br /&gt;Brown - Put leeches on&lt;br /&gt;Orange - Castrate&lt;br /&gt;Pink - Pull the toupee off&lt;br /&gt;Barefoot - Sit on&lt;br /&gt;Other - Drive out&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. What's the color of your underwear?&lt;br /&gt;Black - My best friend&lt;br /&gt;White - My father&lt;br /&gt;Grey - Bill Clinton&lt;br /&gt;Brown - My fart balloon&lt;br /&gt;Purple - My mustard soufflé&lt;br /&gt;Red - Donald Duck&lt;br /&gt;Blue - My avocado plant&lt;br /&gt;Yellow - My penpal in Ghana&lt;br /&gt;Orange - My Kid Rock-collection&lt;br /&gt;Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper&lt;br /&gt;None - My John F. Kennedy-statue&lt;br /&gt;Other - The crazy monk&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?&lt;br /&gt;Scrubs - Man&lt;br /&gt;O.C. - Emotional&lt;br /&gt;One Tree Hill - Open&lt;br /&gt;Heroes - Frostbitten&lt;br /&gt;Lost - High&lt;br /&gt;House - Scarred&lt;br /&gt;Simpsons - Cowardly&lt;br /&gt;The news - Mongolic&lt;br /&gt;Idol - Masochistic&lt;br /&gt;Family Guy - Senile&lt;br /&gt;Top Model - Middle-class&lt;br /&gt;None of the above - Ashamed&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Your mood right now?&lt;br /&gt;Happy - How awful I've felt&lt;br /&gt;Sad - How boring you are&lt;br /&gt;Bored - That Santa doesn't exist&lt;br /&gt;Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage&lt;br /&gt;Depressed - That we're cousins&lt;br /&gt;Excited - That there is no solution to this.&lt;br /&gt;Nervous - The middle-east&lt;br /&gt;Worried - That your Honda sucks&lt;br /&gt;Apathetic - That I did a sex-change&lt;br /&gt;Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster&lt;br /&gt;Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men&lt;br /&gt;Overjoyous - That I'm open&lt;br /&gt;Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?&lt;br /&gt;White - Your ring&lt;br /&gt;Yellow - Your love letters&lt;br /&gt;Red - Your Darth Vader-poster&lt;br /&gt;Black - Your tame stone&lt;br /&gt;Blue - The couch cushions&lt;br /&gt;Green - The pictures from LA&lt;br /&gt;Orange - Your false teeth&lt;br /&gt;Brown - Your contact book&lt;br /&gt;Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs&lt;br /&gt;Purple - Your old lottery coupons&lt;br /&gt;Pink - The cut toenails&lt;br /&gt;Other - Your memories from the military service&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. The first letter of your first name?&lt;br /&gt;A/B - Your photo&lt;br /&gt;C/D - The oil stocks&lt;br /&gt;E/F - Your neighbour Martin&lt;br /&gt;G/H - My virginity&lt;br /&gt;I/J - The results of your blood-sample&lt;br /&gt;K/L - Your left ear&lt;br /&gt;M/N - Your suicide note&lt;br /&gt;O/P - My common sense&lt;br /&gt;Q/R - Your mom&lt;br /&gt;S/T - Your collection of butterflies&lt;br /&gt;U/V - Your criminal record&lt;br /&gt;W/X - David's tricot outfits&lt;br /&gt;Y/Z - Your grades from college&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. The last letter in your last name?&lt;br /&gt;A/B - Always will remember&lt;br /&gt;C/D - Never will forget&lt;br /&gt;E/F - Always wanted to break&lt;br /&gt;G/H - Never openly mocked&lt;br /&gt;I/J - Always have felt dirty before&lt;br /&gt;K/L - Will tell the authorities about&lt;br /&gt;M/N - Told in my confession today about&lt;br /&gt;O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about&lt;br /&gt;Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about&lt;br /&gt;S/T - Get sick when I think of&lt;br /&gt;U/V - Always will try to forget&lt;br /&gt;W/X - Am better off without&lt;br /&gt;Y/Z - Never liked&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. What do you prefer to drink?&lt;br /&gt;Water- Our friendship&lt;br /&gt;Beer - Senility&lt;br /&gt;Soft drink - A new life as a clone&lt;br /&gt;Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo&lt;br /&gt;Milk - The apartment building&lt;br /&gt;Wine - Cocaine abuse&lt;br /&gt;Cider - A passionate interest for mice&lt;br /&gt;Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations&lt;br /&gt;Mineral water - Embarrassing rash&lt;br /&gt;Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism&lt;br /&gt;Whiskey - To ruin the second world war&lt;br /&gt;Other - To hate the Boston Celtics&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?&lt;br /&gt;Thailand - Warm regards&lt;br /&gt;USA - Best regards&lt;br /&gt;England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail&lt;br /&gt;Spain - Go and drown yourself&lt;br /&gt;China - Disgusting regards&lt;br /&gt;Germany - With ease&lt;br /&gt;Japan - Go burn&lt;br /&gt;Greece - Your everlasting enemy&lt;br /&gt;Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard&lt;br /&gt;Egypt - Fuck off now&lt;br /&gt;France - In pain&lt;br /&gt;Other - Greetings to your freaky family&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="display:none"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the hidden text I desperately hope somebody finds and cares about. I wish I could share my feelings.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wish I had friends. I think I might, but I can't get over feeling like people just put up with me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I wish I had personality, I wish I didn't live through other people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuck everything. I wish I was dead.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Someday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>maddison @ 2008-10-13T17:03:00</title>
    <published>2008-10-14T00:45:23Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-15T14:46:33Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p style="font-family:verdana, arial, sans-serif;"&gt;I can believe things that are true and I can believe things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not. I can believe in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny and Marilyn Monroe and the Beatles and Elvis and Mister Ed. Listen—I believe that people are perfectible, that knowledge is infinite, that the world is run by secret banking cartels and is visited by aliens on a regular basis, nice ones that look like wrinkledy lemurs and bad ones who mutilate cattle and want our water and our women. I believe that the future sucks and I believe that the future rocks and I believe that one day White Buffalo Woman is going to come back and kick everyone's ass. I believe that all men are just overgrown boys with deep problems communicating and that the decline in good sex in America is coincident with the decline in drive-in movie theaters from state to state. I believe that all politicians are unprincipled crooks and I still believe that they are better than the alternative. I believe that California is going to sink into the sea when the big one comes, while Florida is going to dissolve into madness and alligators and toxic waste. I believe that antibacterial soap is destroying our resistance to dirt and disease so that one day we'll all be wiped out by the common cold like the Martians in &lt;i&gt;War of the Worlds&lt;/i&gt;. I believe that the greatest poets of the last century were Edith Sitwell and Don Marquis, that jade is is dried dragon sperm, and that thousands of years ago in a former life I was a one-armed Siberian shaman. I believe that mankind's destiny lies in the stars. I believe that candy really did taste better when I was a kid, that it's aerodynamically impossible for a bumblebee to fly, that light is a wave and a particle, that there's a cat in a box somewhere who's alive and dead at the same time (although if they don't ever open the box to feed it it'll eventually just be two different kinds of dead), and that there are stars in the universe billions of years older than the universe itself. I believe in a personal god who cares about me and worries and oversees everything I do. I believe in an impersonal god who set the universe in motion and went off to hang with her girlfriends and doesn't even know that I'm alive. I believe in an empty and godless universe of casual chaos, background noise, and sheer blind luck. I believe that anyone who says that sex is overrated just hasn't done it properly. I believe that anyone who claims to know what's going on will lie about the little things too. I believe in absolute honesty and sensible social lies. I believe in a woman's right to choose, a baby's right to live, that while all human life is sacred there's nothing wrong with the death penalty if you can trust the legal system implicitly, and that no one but a moron would ever trust the legal system. I believe that life is a game, that life is a cruel joke, and that life is what happens when you're alive and that you might as well lie back and enjoy it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div align="right"&gt;&lt;i&gt;~Neil Gaiman &lt;u&gt;"American Gods"&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>maddison @ 2008-09-18T23:44:00</title>
    <published>2008-09-19T07:53:50Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-19T07:53:50Z</updated>
    <content type="html">stolen from my_aerie&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;take a picture of yourself right now.&lt;br /&gt;don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair... just take a picture.&lt;br /&gt;post that picture with NO editing.&lt;br /&gt;post these instructions with your picture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i473.photobucket.com/albums/rr94/maddison-karlsdottir/Photo4.jpg" /&gt;</content>
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    <title>10 days</title>
    <published>2008-09-18T07:49:28Z</published>
    <updated>2008-09-18T07:49:28Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I tried writing out a plan of what I need to do before flying down to portland. A lot of tasks got lumped on this weekend. I don't have the highest hopes of accomplishing all of them, but when I have a plan I feel less stressed.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think next week will be pretty stressful.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a lot of people I would love to spend time with before leaving.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I like &lt;a href="http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/"&gt;Girl Genius&lt;/a&gt;</content>
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